I have a problem with people who wear their hearts on their sleeves, their political opinions on their t-shirts, or stickers on their cars that tell me there's a baby on board - the problem is, I don't give a fuck. I don't know you and you don't know me, and therefore I don't care whom you love, for whom you vote, or whether you've reproduced. Generally speaking, I avoid running my car into the car in front of me, and it makes no difference whether there's a baby on board or a granny in the boot. I like my car.
So ... I've resisted (for such a long time) doing anything like a blog. The assumption that the minutiae of one's life are going to interest anyone but one's nearest and dearest - arrogance, conceit. To use a blog to communicate with one's nearest and dearest - plain sad. But through my business (and here's the first plug - you'll see many more - Cyberscraps) - I send out a newsletter, and I so often want to say something - something personal, something rude, something outrageous - and I have to bite my tongue, so I've succumbed and here's the place where I'm going to indulge my verbal diarrhoea and let it all hang out.
I'd like to be able to categorise my posts (because that's the way my mind works - here's the first thing you should know about me - I keep my many spices in alphabetical order) - and if I can't, I may have to find another forum, but for now this is where I am.
I have no idea why you're reading this. Let's face it, sunshine, I have no idea who you are. It would be nice if you find something that makes you think off your usual track (I LOVE finding things that make me think off my usual track), or maybe you'll find something moderately entertaining, or perhaps I'll say something that makes you mad.
Nothing more I want to say right this minute. Oh yes:
Vicar is checking into a hotel. Says to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled". Receptionist replies, "No, sir, it's just ordinary porn - you sick bastard".